Jumper's Adventure Express?

[cincygreg]

How about the spin doctor.
You hear the story from told from the perspective of each side then leave with your head spinning round and round [img]confused.gif[/img] [img]eek.gif[/img]

[Lew]

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I don't know, I'd have been down with that. Military museums, as good a job that they do in terms of respecting and honoring those who have served, do an equally poor job in their telling of history. I favor telling the true stories of what the soldiers/sailors have to face. As such, here are my suggestions for a few rides they could try-

"Beirut Approach"- virtual reality flight simulator where you have to land your C-130 on about 500' of runway before it gets swallowed by a crater.

"Shore Leave"- not really a "ride" so much as it is a brothel with a ton of hos and booze.

"Mess Hall" - no LaRosa's or Starbucks at this park. You'll eat what is served to you and like it. Extra points if you can guess what it is, even more extra points if you don't throw up like you were Liza Minelli on one of her post-Tony awards binges.

"The Interrogator" - strap in for this adventure pitting unarmed you vs. Jumper w/ a night stick. You can choose easy level (in which you just tell Jumper what he wants to know) or you can play hardball and find out first hand just what your pain threshold is.

[Beachcomber]

LOL, here's a few more:

"Draft Dodger" Wait in line for a ride and at the end of the line you walk thru a door that leads out of the park.

"Protestor" You are handed a protest sign and you have to go and heckle all the people waiting in other lines for other rides.

"Halliburton" You have to pay 3x as much as everyone else and you don't get access to all the rides you were promised.

"UN Peacekeeping Force" You wander around the park highly impressed with your own importance but no one sees you or cares.

"Middle East Terrorist" You attack other rides because you are a barbaric relic from the 10th century.

[Euclid]

Front line attack- females are not allowed to ride this attraction unless they are in a nurse's uniform

No Rainbow parade- Gays are allowed to attend but only if they hide their sexuality

[cincygreg]

The Dont Ask Dont Tell.

a group of same sex individuals are loaded into a room where they look at each other awkwardly without speaking, then stare at the floor. [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] [img]eek.gif[/img]